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Wet Tuesdays

A nickname of the unfortunate situation of “inconsistency”; when someone can’t control there bladder and shits or pisses themselves
-“Yeah Brian can’t come to your birthday party today, he’s having a case of the Wet Tuesdays
by Koloda August 29, 2019
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Wet Wang

that girl i wet wang-ing had a fanny like a wizzard sleeve
by emski28 May 28, 2009
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Live Wet

Living a lifestyle that involves the water, the ocean, water-sports, etc. We all start off life in water and most continue a passion for the water their entire lives, some making careers of it.
"Hey bro how's it been?" "Good, just living wet man". "Hey it was good seeing you again, Live Wet!"
by Water-Borne November 9, 2012
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wet smoker

someone who primarily smokes cigarettes after drinking.
"Want to go outside and have a cig?"
"Ah, not yet man. I need some more drinks first. I'm just a wet smoker."
by honestpooper November 15, 2021
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Wetting-Down

1. Uniformed personnel spending preposterous amounts of money to celebrate a promotion; usually out of a slavish sense of obligation to tradition. 2. A Finical asteroid strike which ironically heralds the presumed increase in wealth and generally an outsized increase in responsibility. 3. A celebration of a shiny new object on your uniform.
Enlisted person 1: “Where are all the other officers today?”
Enlisted person 2: “Hospital.”
Enlisted person 1: “Why?”
Enlisted person 1 “Lieutenant (JG) C. is selling his blood plasma to pay his rent and the rest are there for severe dehydration
Enlisted person 1: “What happened?”
Enlisted person 2 “Wetting-Down.”
by Worst of the best August 28, 2019
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wet cornelieus

When a midget blow up doll slips his semi errect midget cock in your ear
Ohh shit!! I just got a really good wet cornelieus in the 7-eleven alley the other night.
by Griche$ January 15, 2018
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Wet neck

When one coughs after using an ecig
Steph's got wet neck
by Jones lad December 2, 2022
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