Vegan Wank

The act of masturbating with ones elbows, whilst using lettuce for texture.

Eyal: What did you do last night?

Finch: I bashed out a vegan wank in the garden

by HALOTHANES November 11, 2018

glitter wank

predominantely British term for a celebrated masturbation

what is marcus doing tonight... nothing he got him self some scented candles and is having a glitter wank.

by AGJ13 February 12, 2017

Sneaky Wank

A technique used by Corrode to polish one off in a room of men.

Fucking Corrode just had a sneaky wank in the bedroom!

by Guarana June 28, 2014

Wasted Wank

The realisation that your child is a fuckwit and you would rather of just had a wank that night.

Oh for fuck sake Jason get your head out of the railings. You really are a wasted wank.

by PhilMiddy June 7, 2016

Stank and wank

The act of jacking off while taking a shit

couldn't jack off because my parents were home so I went to the bathroom for a stank and wank

by Jlarso69 July 10, 2016

Lip wank

A better, more inviting way to describe a blow job.

Girl: babe, get it out and I'll give you a lip wank
Guy: Oh yeesssssss

by Cheekytot June 14, 2016

Urban Wank

1. To wank in a public place, with or without others knowledge. The true master of the urban wank can do it in a place so obvious that no one takes any notice.

2. Much like public sex. But without the partner.

"Oh my God, is he doing what i think he is!"

"Urban Wanking? No surely not in such in obvious place" *Glass elevator*

Wank urban public masturbation sex

by BeowulfBow July 30, 2012