sprog watch

(n) Maternity or paternity leave, watching the sprog (child).

Oliver: "I'd have to run it by Ian first."

Tracy: "Ian? Why? He'll be off on off sprog watch."
Dialogue from "The Archers" episode on BBC4 radio on 10 September 2019.

by TexasListener September 12, 2019

egg watch

The egg watch is the item Eggory can use to call Eddy and check the egg map plus the ameras.

Eggory used the egg watch.

by Alfieallin February 5, 2022

Thug Watch

when you go out with your girlfriends in the hood, specifically to mingle with the local men

"Giiiiiirl, you tryna thug watch in the town tonight?"

by Ayyyye408 May 9, 2018

It’s not gay if their men are watching

The expanded version of “it’s not gay if it’s a three-way.” It’s not gay if the two girls are doing lesbian stuff and their men are watching them do it.

Her: Idk if I can lick her pussy? Won’t that kinda be gay?
The boyfriends of the two girls: Nahhh you know what they say—it’s not gay if their men are watching.

by BillBrasky913 February 29, 2024

hannah has no shows to watch

this means that hannah has to watch rick and morty so she can watch it with her boyfriend.

“i just heard that hannah has no shows to watch…”
“She probably is going to watch Rick and Morty so she can watch it with her boyfriend.”

by bigcatman February 5, 2022

Watching 3

means tired as fuck

"Today I'm watching 3 bro"

by watching3 January 2, 2017

Watch yo throat

Signalling or threatening someone to watch their back, because someone is out there to get them.

Jim: Yo, those shoes look goofy.
Donquavious III Jr: That ain't cool nigga, watch yo throat .

by Dashofliquor November 26, 2022