Vagina Lizard 

Someone who's life consists of getting nookie

A guy who is only interested in sex

I saw Javier hitting on Gertrude this morning and then Zelda later. He's such a vagina lizard.

Vagina Lizard by jdholguin April 18, 2008

Vagina Face 

a derogatory way of referring to a female

example 1:

guy 1: hey you see that vagina face over there
guy 2: hell yeah i would put it in her mouth
guy 1: most def!

example 2:

guy 1: i need to get me some vagina face
guy 2: yeah you do! when was the last time you had a girl?
guy 1: shiiiit

Vagina Face by Kacktastic April 30, 2010

vagina monkey 

A human baby.
The tail, of course, being the umbilical cord.

Doctor: Oh, lord! This is the ugliest little vagina monkey I have ever brought into this world!

vagina monkey by damienne February 8, 2007

vagina shelf 

The gap that forms between a standing woman's thighs, all the way up to her vagina, when she is anorexic and her pants are tight enough to show it off. So-called because if you turned her upside down, you could place objects on the flat surface directly between her legs, which is also where many women keep their vaginas.

Jesus christ, did you see Cari's vagina shelf? Did her pelvis separate?

vagina shelf by rainman420 April 25, 2005

vagina water

water that excretes from the vagina after hard nice sexy intercourse

that vagina water went all over my face and smelled like shit

vagina water by Phildo and Hands April 11, 2009

Vagina Tits 

When breasts are pressed so tightly together that the cleavage formed resembles a vagina.

After Sally got her boob job she totally had vagina tits

Vagina Tits by Capt. Wenis June 14, 2009

Vagina Neck

When an obese person has fat around their chin, it will crease and look like vagina lips.

Did you see that guy? He had a vagina neck!

Vagina Neck by LoL muffin man January 2, 2010