Urban Dictionary

A post-fap website frequented by amateur etymologists and linguists who are, ironically, not cognizant of the words "etymology" or "linguist." The website allows anonymous contributors to act on the misguided belief that their defintion of topical jargon or slang will prove that they are as funny as Adam Sandler.

As soon as I peel this Kleenex off my fingers, I'm going to write an entry on Urban Dictionary definining my slang term for vagina.

by Etymangler February 28, 2011

Urban Renaissance

Term used to decribe the flattening of old urban neighorhoods to make way for those expensive inner city domciles.

H-Town is is going through a major urban renaissance.

by KBONE15 October 12, 2008

urban dictionary

Your on it bitch

how do you find the urban dictionary

your on dumbass

by princ3ss.alex January 27, 2017

Urban Salute

An alternate expression for the middle finger. Often gestured in heavily urbanized areas where sleep is of a myth and stress is more abundant than polluted air. Considered a salute because it is one of the most prevalent ways in which a stranger engages another individual like a hand shake or a hug is prominent in lesser disturbed regions.

Guy 1: Dude, I hailed a taxi cab but the bastard ignored me so I gave him the urban salute.

by Franico May 18, 2008

urban doorbell

When someone from the inner city is too lazy to get out of the car and knock on the front door of a house they honk their horn.

Tyrone rang the urban doorbell on his Escalade when he came to pick me up the other night.

by cbag December 3, 2007

urban penguin

The art of waddling through the hood with you pants around your ankles

I was urban penguin(ing) through Brooklyn and i got stabbed yesterday.

by Steveo1929 March 9, 2015

Urban Dictionary

Online Dictionary that SHOULD be used to help people find out what something is, but instead, is used by perverts and drug addicts, and, SOMEHOW, all definitions pertain to either something sexually related, or drug related.

Urban Dictionary Definition for Cereal:
Correct Definition: A crunchy, often sugary, breakfast food, often eaten with milk.

"Urban" Definition: DRUGS.

Urban Dictionary Definition for Taco:
Correct Definition: A mexican dish containing lettuce, tomato, cheese, and beef, all wrapped in a tortilla.

"Urban" Definition: VAGINA

by RantingJesus March 18, 2009