Twat

Verb. Past tense of tweet.

Synonym: tweeted

@realdonaldtrump twat some stupid shit this morning, just like he does every day.

by Arboreal Prosthesis November 4, 2017

Twat

a British cunt

"She's being a twat. Wait, is that a word? What does that mean?"

by whatdidisayyyy November 26, 2018

Twat fart

A twat fart is a gross wet fart sound made by the vagina when air passes through, a queef. A twat fart most commonly occurs after the vagina has been rammed by a giant cock

Matt was eating my nasty pussy and I totally did a gross ass twat fart right in his face!
Dude, mike was being a total twat fart last night.

by Stinkykakapoopoohead December 18, 2018

tinted twat

Effeminate male with an obsession with beauty treatments, a person not to be trusted

You just have to look at him to know he can't be trusted, the tinted twat.

by Nick T W January 1, 2008

uber twat

The absolute best example of a female dickhead.

That Ginger is an uber twat, she seems nice but screws you over at every opportunity.

by The Whole Fricking Globe October 8, 2008

Chicken Twat

1. Someone, male or female, who acts like a domesticated vagina and has a great hip-swivel when preforming in the art of swinging a golf club with one hand. Abbreviated as CT.

2. Sometimes can be a Joe

3. Mainly a Courtney

Sam: You know who's being a real chicken twat tonight? Courtney, as usual.

Bob: I know what you mean, Joe's somewhat being a CT too, but not as bad as her. I noticed they are also really terrible at golf...

by The dink sitting next to me May 21, 2010

Mc Twat

A completely ignorant person, someone who is unable to have rational thought, a stupid person, narrow minded, a Foamer, probably reads the tabloids

That is so not true, why do you have to be such a Mc Twat

by Butterfly-2010 July 9, 2010