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twitter whore

someone who constantly updates their twitter feed, often times with the most random crap
person 1: hey, did you see Jonny's tweet?
person 2: which one? he's such a twitter whore
by februfrog January 2, 2015
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twittergrieving

Shameless e-weeping over the untimely death of a celebrity, say, Robin Williams.
If I see one more twittergrieving post about Robin Williams, my head's gonna explode.
by DIF August 12, 2014
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twittercon

Guy 1: "Dude I think I want to go to twittercon"
Guy 2: "I'm going!"
by ddude01 February 21, 2015
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Twitter goon

People on Twitter who have a lot of followers but no actual real friends.

They're friends with other Twitter famous people.

They write loads of stuff on Twitter to make out that they're cool, edgy, and have an exciting life, when in reality, they've no friends and are dying for attention.
Twitter goon
that person is such a Twitter goon. they have hundreds of followers but no friends in real life
by ketamine1 March 6, 2015
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TwitterHead

A female that disconnects from face-to-face social interaction. Communicates mostly through social media web pages such as Facebook, Twitter, Instagram ect. Mostly for indirect activity as an escape from face-to-face confrontation. Refrains from saying their real perspective in person, rather they anonymously send messages.
A twitterhead would post a status about a specific group of people that they associate an individual with, rather than mentioning that individual in the post. Also they may post words that they couldn't express in person for a lost loved one that they are mourning for.
by TwitterHead April 1, 2015
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Twitter twiker

A "twitter twiker" or "twiker" is somebody who repeatedly doesn't follow people back on Twitter when somebody follows them. Very common on Twitter today
That guys on Twitter has so many more followers than people he's following. He must be a real Twitter twiker!
by acchill May 30, 2015
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Twitter

Twitter is a blogging app meant to be bullshit,

it also causes insomnia.
Twitter is ruining my life.
by CaligulasAquarium July 19, 2015
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