by myhorseisawesome February 14, 2021
When a man’s pants are so tight that the crease in his crotch presses into his bulge and gives the impression that he has a vagina.
Jake bought some skinny jeans to show off how big his junk is, but it instead had the opposite effect and gave him a bro-toe.
by trtash February 03, 2019
by Thisburrito July 26, 2022
Look at your little toe! It doesn't actually touch the ground like the rest. You've got a hover toe! It just floats there in mid-air.
by jeffmerch June 18, 2017
Like a thumb wrestle but you take of your shoes (possibly socks) and put your best foot on each others and try to be on top
by Floorboard2 February 25, 2022
James:Did you see her nice ass feet?!
Jake: yea she let me toe crunch her
James:Damnn you toe cruncher
Jake: yea she let me toe crunch her
James:Damnn you toe cruncher
by Dudetinkletoes November 18, 2018
by dude davis October 26, 2009