cock clock

When a man lays under the sun using his erection as a sun dial to cast a shadow and determine what time of day it is.

Hey Bob, What time is it? Im hungry. I dont know Jenny let me check my cock clock.

by DOfficial May 30, 2019

cock clock

How much time passes between the beginning of intercourse and orgasm for a man.

My cock clock is usually about five minutes.

by Ereck Flowers November 21, 2018

scottish alarm clock

When you wake up before your partner and you give them head till they wake up.

My wife was asleep till I performed the Scottish alarm clock on her.

by Sandolorian December 13, 2021

On the clock

A term/phrase used when a minor is 12 and under like the numbers on the clock 1-12

'ay shorty kinda bad but she on the clock, you know what that means no cock"

by dillpickel<3;3 June 09, 2022

On the clock

Countdown until he/she is cut off or countdown for keeping in contact

You on the clock! She keep playing ima put her on the clock!

by Slangk!lla June 06, 2022

melting the clock

When a person or player of a game is stalling for the clock to lose time for them to win!

Lebron James was melting the clock in order for his team to win

by Bigtasty556 March 10, 2018

Clock Slapped

To be reviewed and given a rating from "Six to Midnight" by the Six to Midnight podcast.

"Dude, did you play Deep Space Waifu?"
"I did! It got Clock Slapped good by my favorite podcast, Six to Midnight"

by ProxyFox May 14, 2020