John Thumb

Defined as the act of releasing one’s bowels in a manner where the shape of said excrement perfectly fits into the bottom of said toilet, plugging up the hole well enough to prevent successful flushing. Similar to the tale of the boy holding back a leaking wall with his thumb, this unintentionally shaped turd plug seats itself tight enough to hamper draining of thy marble throne.

Once I was finally able to push out that brown submarine from my ass, the dam turdpedo clogged my toilet so bad that my plumber said he doesn’t respond to JOHN THUMB service calls.

by Apologetic Shiek December 16, 2023

San Francisco Thumb Punch

...the sexual act , by a male usually, of reaching around and inserting a thumb into one's anus, before pooping on the sidewalk,

I saw someone downtown on the sidewalk giving himself the San Francisco Thumb Punch. He must have been constipated because he was in there for a while...

by ThatsFuctUp September 17, 2025

Kentucky thumb

When your girl is on her period so you shove your thumb in her to stop the bleeding.

Brandon: Hey, how's you're girl?

Scott: She's on her period, so I gave her the old Kentucky thumb.

by Sladewilson122 May 20, 2021

Casual thumb

When you casually insert your thumb in your partner's anus during coitus

Brad had me bent over when he gave me some casual thumb. Took me by surprise!

by billmock March 11, 2022

Thumbs Up

Thumbs up means that their a top shagger

Damn he did the thumbs up in a picture, he must be a top shagger.

by biglads44 September 23, 2022

Kentucky Thumb

A sex position that involves using your thumb as a plug.

GIVE HER THE KENTUCKY THUMB

by Kentucky man May 20, 2021

Kentucky Thumb

A sex act where you shove a thumb in it(it being any hole) the same way Kentucky Ballistics shoved a thumb into his wound after his gun exploded.

Guy 1: I gave her the Kentucky Thumb last night
Guy 2: How'd it go?
Guy 1: Well I stopped her bleeding from her period

by A SLAP round May 20, 2021