Kentucky thumb

Using your thumb to plug a an orifice after a cream pie

I had to use the Kentucky thumb to stop fun from getting everywhere

by Chrnc May 20, 2021

Kentucky Thumb

What to do if your .50 caliber rifle explodes and puts a thumb sized hole in your chest

Putting your thumb in another hole where your thumb fits

Me: "Kentucky ballistics' .50 blew up the other day and put a hole in his chest"
Friend: "Did he give himself the Kentucky thumb?"

by Cheesewheeloffortune May 20, 2021

thumb drumming

The act of drumming on a desk or whatever your hands are over with the edges of your thumbs while your palm faces down.

John: wow whats with the blisters on your thumbs?
Mike: had an epically intense thumb drumming session yesterday...

by iamalion1467 December 7, 2009

sore thumb

When you have your thumb facing up on the couch trying to hit a bullseye on your wife's backdoor as she sits down and misses the hole and jams it bad.

Come here honey sit next to daddy and give me a sore thumb.

by The bad santa (dirty eggrole) September 12, 2022

kentucky thumb

When you plug a hole with your thumb. Any hole.

A: Ah, dammit I got shot!
B: quick put a Kentucky thumb in it!

A: so I took her home last night and got her a Kentucky thumb ;)

by AlexxTM May 21, 2021

Kentucky Thumb

Sticking your thumb into a orifice of your sex partner.

"I'll give you the Kentucky Thumb tonight"
"Please do the Kentucky Thumb!"

by xnxns64 May 20, 2021

Kentucky thumb

A new "explosive" sex position involving a thumb created after an accident with SLAP rounds

"Hey, man did you hear how I gave her the Kentucky thumb?"
"Shit man was it as explosive as Kentucky ballistic's rn-50 sebru malfunction?"
"Hell yeah"

by Ivan ivanovych ivanovsky jr May 20, 2021