big red thing

a word used to describe a GIANT COCK

do you have a big cock?

yes do you want to see my big red thing?

by shadeypiezz January 28, 2009

Making Love To The Thing

When at least two people are smoking marijuana from a pipe or spliff, and someone in the rotation is talking or just wasting time that can be used to smoke or practice karate. This terrible act is rewarded by a swift kick in the testicles or a slap to the mouth.

When the pipe got to him, he started Making Love To The Thing, so we had to take it away from him and give him a nice slap.

by Mr.337 August 28, 2009

The Guy Thing

When you ask a guy if you look bad and he lies to make you feel better about your self (or to get out of trouble) even tho you look horrid.

Person: Do i look fat?

Guy:...er...No

Person: really?

Guy: You look totally hott:)

Person: Thanks:)

Later that day.....

Friend: Are you sure he didnt do "The Guy Thing"?

Person: Um...No...JERK!!!

by the_Brilliant_3mily! February 8, 2010

It's a Trump Thing

When your innocent but the dude hates on you anyway.

Mexican: Dude, why does Donald Trump always gotta make us look like bad guys.
American: I feel you bro. Don't worry, it has nothing to do with you, it's a Trump thing.

by Kesh123 November 20, 2015

It’s The One Thing

Well you know just what you do to me

The way you move soft and slippery

Cut the night just like a razor

Rarely talk and that's the danger

It's the one thing

You are my thing

You know your voice is a love song

It's a catcall from the past

There's no ice in your lover's walk

You don't look twice 'cause you move so fast

You've got a dozen men behind you

You've got dead flowers on the floor

You're too pretty in the daylight

It keeps them coming back for more

It’s The One Thing

by Death Menace February 3, 2023

it's-my-parents-fault-thing (impft)

what teenage girls say when their parents say "no" to something they really wanted to do.

k: hi girl, are you ok, you look sad.
a: yea, i know...i really wanted to go somewhere but my old-fashioned parents wouldn't let me.
k: really? is it one of those it's-my-parents-fault-thing (impft)?
a: kinda. it sucks.
k: hmm...impft... get over it.

by k'me March 20, 2011

things

particles, little pieces, unfavorable sheddings

someone is brushing their teeth near someone else: "don't get tooth things on me!"

by Sariah Jones November 9, 2008