Textcasm

pronuced (text)-(sasm)

When someone makes a sarcastic comment thru a text message/IM that no one catchs because its text.

(Guy 1)- "hey dudee wanna go to the movies."

(Guy 2)- "nooooooo of coursee not."

(Guy 1)- "oh alrightt then...."

(Guy 2)- chilll man just some textcasm, i wanna go.

by xxGODxx September 19, 2009

Textake

When you send the wrong text message to someone else.

Jen: (as she checks her phone to see a text message from Tom)

Tom: we're pickin u up tonite

Jen: (texts back, "wat?")

Tom: (gets the message, sends back, "whoops, it wus a textake)

by ACityAftrUs October 16, 2009

text offender

An older pervert, who tries to stalk an flirt with girls, or possibly guys, through texting.

"I was walking next to a text offender earlier"
"Yesterday, I was being stalked by a text offender"

by Brandon Broussard from LA October 23, 2009

text secretary

A individual given charge of duties involved with text messaging for another individual (these include inscribing, forwarding, deleting, proofreading, etc.)

Brother. My vision problems and carpal tunnel syndrome have become rather problematic. Can you be my text secretary?

by ztra and ________ July 20, 2010

textarded

a name you call someone that sends completely unreadable text messages that include stupid symbols like dollar signs and contain numbers, it takes 3 minutes to decipher one text message but during this time the retard your texting has already sent out five more messages of the same complexity. in order for you to succesfuly text back you must be as retarded as them or have a team of ten proffesional code breakers. while there textibg you unreadable messages you become extreamly mad and because of this asshole your days ruined. in order to tell them to shut up there one thing you can say that they will understand... stp txting me icnt undrstd u, tlk nrmly r STFU. this translates to stop texting me, i cant understand you, talk normaly or shut the fuck up.

bigdick511. hi emmily, hows your day!!!

XXXXXXXXXXXXOOOOOOOemly@urhsXOCO$E$%. 8 ws rly gr8, i mt ths gy he wnts 2 go ot wth me. i sd ys . wr gng 2 the movys 2 c prnrml actvty!!!

bigdick511. im sick of you bieng a fucking retard talk normaly you spaz, no wonder why you failed english 2 times.

XXXXXXXXXXXXOOOOOOOemly@urhsXOCO$E$%. u md me :( sa ur sry!!!

bigdick511. your so textarded...
your chat partner (bigdick511) has signed out.

by checkitoutfool May 20, 2010

text tone

The unintended tone read through a text, IM, or any other text based messaging system.

Text: "I hope you fucking die"
Response: "WTF!? Fuck you"
Text: "What? Why!? Oh... fucking text tone"

Text: "I hope you fucking die. lol"
Response: "Lol... Wtf?"
Text: "Lol... Proper text tone bitch."

by ThatGuyYouSortOfKnow? December 15, 2010

text-fishing

Texting multiple people, like casting multiple fishing lines, waiting to see who responds. Usually done when in moderate to extreme levels of boredom, or to procrastinate in some way.

Person #1: Hey

Person #2: Hey, how's things? How's the family? What've you been up too?

Person#1: No offense, but I'm not really trying to have a serious conversation. I was just text-fishing you.

Person #2: Oh,ok...

by Thatguyinthebusheslookingatyou April 26, 2014