roast hand

A signal that indicates you are being roasted.

I am roasting you with my roast hand!

by Booooooooooiiiiiiiiiiii April 8, 2017

alpha hand

Shows dominance by placing the palm of your hand over the face of a inferior individual.

That bitch wouldn't shut up so I alpha handed her, and she knew what the deal was.

by Little bears January 1, 2015

Broadband Hand

RSI injury sustained to the hand due to prolonged pleasuring of one’s self whilst surfing the interweb.

1 - My hand is killing me!
2 - Why's that?
1 - Broadband hand innit, was on bigotters.com too long!

by FLANMJF October 26, 2005

Mariner's Hands

A rather rough and calloused appearence to the palm of the hand, gained though too much "Trumpet Polishing".

That's a right lovely pair of Mariner's Hands you've got there Dad!

by Benjim May 19, 2003

Hand Steamer

Receiving a handjob on a cold Alaskan morning while driving a vehicle, which results in the creation of steam, visible to other drivers

"Dude I totally saw your mom giving your dad a hand steamer last weekend!"

by AK Dave October 18, 2008

Modulation hands

Commonly misenterpreted for jazz hands, modulation hands are visually the same, except performed during a modulation in the piece of music which is being performed/listened to. The modulation in most cases is of a semitone difference, followed usually by a change of key. Such modulations (and thus oppertunities for the use of modulation hands) are most commonly found in music of a slightly more cheesy varietly, and gospel music.

Dude! I was singin' some gospel music in choir yesterday and I was just like 'Modulation hands!' when we got to the key change...

by Gemgems101 August 1, 2011

Baby Hands

Quick repetitive dual handed jabs; the hands can be no farther than 3 inches apart. Usually used as a form of self defense in a street football or basketball game.

"Dude, you dropped that perfect pass. What happened?"

"Matt unleashed his baby hands."

by Rabies Baby March 7, 2010