Rich Piano

A godlike creature, also called "Grand Master", who became big and thicc after putting thousands of lebenden Totgeburten (living stillbirths) into his Laktissimus (Latissimus), cheeks and lips. He is often accompanied by his Gehilfen (assistant) Kai Greene.

Mr Piono (Rich Piano) : Give me all of them tasty living stilbirths, i want to put them into my Laktissimus!

Gehilfe (Kai Greene): But Grand Master, that's very dangerous! Nobody has done this before!

Mr Piono: *screaching* GIVE EM' TO MEEE!!!

by ESSKEETIT88 March 17, 2018

Rich Dick

An odd abbreviation of Richard Richard

Come here Rich DIck
That's my name! Richard Richard.

by Zike93 January 15, 2019

Rich redneck

(This is more of a side note for other definitions)

Many "rich rednecks" CAN be either redneck with a massive amount of money. Others including myself are outwardly classy with a slight hint of the redneckness sprinkled in while in private or in the right company act like well dressed rednecks.

Thats one rich redneck.

by a_beer September 8, 2020

Rich

Jackson, Jackson is definition rich

Jackson just bought a Gucci wallet, he’s so rich

by penizzzzz October 10, 2019

White People Rich

When you have big bucks; incredibly rich.

Person 1: Hey, why is Ferdinand Celebrityman adding spinning rims on his new jet ski?
Person 2: He’s been working to get rid of his excess money to seem more relatable to the people. He’s way too White People Rich.

by Be crime; do gay February 6, 2024

fake rich

You either admire/envy the style/look, or you enjoy posing like you do. Nothing like a Nepo Babys . You are fake rich

“She’s fake rich. All her gear is from Nordstrom Rack.”

by P.Aradoxx November 12, 2025

Rich fucker

A better who won more than 1k in cash, and betted only 200 dollars or below. This can be from poker, all the way to horse races.

Bill is such a rich fucker. he got the winning horse, and nobody thought he would win!

by Monosloq December 23, 2024