muff scalping

v. - the act of procuring a lesbian's, usually uninitiated, love interest for yourself romantically, sexually, or both

"Jill was really into Margaret, but Jack started muff scalping her by talking to Margaret about alternatives to nuclear power and vegan recipes at the Ani DiFranco concert."

by MuffSclaper September 4, 2017

blueberry muff

something really really bad that the internet has banned

best blueberry muffs and cinni rolls

by dog12373 April 6, 2023

Muff Cabbage

Apparent insult that people from Jersey use, as shown in an episode of South Park

YOU'RE SUCH A MUFF CABBAGE

by supamang October 17, 2010

Muff Rat

Greasy and dirty pubic hair typically a womans, but can also be mans.

"I told me boss his face looked like a muff rat."

by pussyslaver69 April 22, 2019

muff cabbage

a smelly vagina

OMG!!! she has a muff cabbage and it stinks

by B96jhoncena April 2, 2011

muff line

The small bulge in a ladies trousers where thigh meets genitals.

Mary's trousers were so tight, when she got out of the car after me I could see her muff line.

by Robbo85 September 12, 2014

Muff Nugglin

When you “motorboat” a vagina.

If you’re a midget you’re a muffnugglet

Nickname for a vagina- Muffnugget

My man went from swamp boatin my asshole, flipped me over and started muff nugglin, it was the greatest night I’ve ever had with your dad.

by Moist Towelette January 27, 2021