fanny grabbers

Your hands.

Get your fanny grabbers out of my popcorn!

by Copterboy June 1, 2017

Fanny Choker

Repeated fast-paced penetration of a partner's anus, in order for the giver to reach climax, to the point that the receiver can barely withstand it, as the penis is extraordinarily large and veiny. Also, the penetration is cheeks-clapping fast.

"Hey bro, how did your date go?"

"Dude! She was hot and easy! After we met for coffee, I surprised her with a Fanny choker behind the Starbucks dumpster! She got her fanny packed!"

by TasyOysterMoisture March 1, 2024

Fanny struck

When a young lad discovers pussy for the first time and just can't get enough of it.

Ted met some chick in the pub on Saturday and scored, he met another on Sunday and scored again, he can't get enough, he's fanny struck

by Tonysan April 29, 2022

fanny garden

A very hairy pussy

Oh I fucked Caron yesterday she’s got a fanny garden you know

by Fat fanny garden October 19, 2018

The Fanny constant

Let n∈R, and let θ be a random variable with XY chromosomes. The limit of θ(n) as n tends to 2 is the Fanny constant, (your) x, which also represents the global minimum of the function θ(n).

Proof:
θ∈ D: {Trump supporters}
θ(1) = 1
θ(2) = 0 = x #The Fanny constant
θ(3) does not exist.

by Most iconic people at UCBM December 18, 2024

Fanny Mirage

A woman that appears to be a 10/10 from distance but upon closer inspection turns out to be a 4/10

Hey bud, check out this stunner comin..

Naw dude that's a Fanny Mirage , keep scouting.

by Djengo July 25, 2019

unced in the fanny

When she gets wacked in the puss so hard she quenches her thirst with her puss puss juice

Fuckin, I swear to god shes gonna get unced in the fanny

by lil gey June 8, 2018