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Cookie Monster

The most aggressive form of eating. (Verb)

1. To demolish any type of edible item in an enthusiastic and violent fashion.

2. Displaying the utmost excitement and appetite for any form of sexual activity.
"When those cookies are finished baking, I'm going to cookie monster that shit!"

"I'm so hungry, I could cookie monster a horse!"

"Dude, that chick is so hot, I want to cookie monster her ass!"

"Her pussy was so sweet, I cookie monstered it for hours."
by knight_sliver August 10, 2014
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cookies pabdar

Cookies pabdar Has connected
One might be idle in said Ventrilo channel and all at once, full of cookies pabdar.
by Xinoir April 7, 2005
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adventurer cookie

Adventurer cookie is a character / from the popular fandom , Cookie run ! He uses He / Him , he has a wife named Blackberry Cookie and a kid named Onion Cookie !
person 1: Hey , do you play cookie run ?
person 2 : Yeah ! who's your favorite character?
person 1: Oh I like Adventurer Cookie !
by gatito June 24, 2021
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road cookie

A cookie one consumes on the road, especially while operating a vehicle.
Jan ate a road cookie on her journey to Mars.
by abrilmeijers December 5, 2016
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Laundry and Cookies

To go into a private discord channel and make sweet and loving phone sex.
I heard Cole was doing Laundry and Cookies with Sage in the channel.
by Takencrown February 8, 2018
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🍪 cookie

A pastry that seems like a nice treat, but just don't feed it to your parrot.
$teven," I love 🍪 cookie"
@very," nobody asked"
by OrganDisplayer1912 April 29, 2021
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Smiley Cookies

An annoying advertisement that tells you to "create your own" smiley faced cookies. They appear low quality and lack all creativity. You could find better cookies at a gas station.
Stale oatmeal raisin cookies in an old person's home, are more appealing than Smiley Cookies.
by lolicakes April 22, 2011
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