puff and dump

Smoking while sitting on a toilet bowl and evacuating your bowels.

My friend David E says there is nothing more relaxing than taking his shirt off and having a nice puff and dump during the middle of a hard workday.

by Dr. Jackson Parr September 02, 2011

Cheese Puffs 🧀: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1 Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Cheese Puffs 🧀: The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 28, 2025

pif puff

The best catch phrase on planet Earth

"Dude this is so pif puff"

by Pookthelegend October 21, 2018

Puff and fuck

To smoke weed and have sex

I asked him, “you wanna puff and fuck?”

by lilmeowmeow1 August 25, 2022

Puff and fuck

To smoke weed and have sex

You wanna puff and fuck?

by lilmeowmeow1 August 25, 2022

cock puff

when an uncircumcised penis becomes cheesy within the folds

My European friend had a bad case of cock puff.

by Pussy Cat 21 December 27, 2010

Puff Daddy

The official replacement for the outdated saying "Dad bod".

Rebecca: OMG GLENDA! Look at how happy that kid is with her DAD!
Glenda: *Sighing* He's cute but no muscle.
Rebecca: "Yeah he's a puff daddy".

by AdamLevine December 08, 2021