muff cabbage

Is a new jersey woman with an extremely hairy vagina

this woman vagina is a muff cabbage

by Newton the newton😀🎳⚽⚾ September 19, 2021

muff forrest

A condition to which the public region has been shaved too often resulting in quicker thicker growth that couldn't be plowed down even by a chainsaw

Her muff forrest was so thick I felt like a character in Lost

by Angel 33 October 6, 2016

muff cabbage

It's a Jersey thing.

You muff cabbage, go back to New Jersey!

by erye777 October 19, 2010

pussy muffs

When you lay down and then two naked ladies rub their pussies on your ears at the same time.

Last night at a bachelor party my buddy John had the strippers give home pussy muffs.

by Johnny Burk May 10, 2018

Manky Muff

Normally a female has a manky muff caused by Stds / Stis by having unprotected sex

Dam that girl has a "Manky muff" she must have completed tinder/bado/snapchat

by ej2095 January 2, 2024

tard muff

Someone who does really stupid stuff

"Joel was yelling at Gavin bit Joel was not making any sense" Joel was being a Tard muff

by It.me February 17, 2024

stud muff

A New Jersey word for old vagina.

You stupid stud muff

by Muddy cricket November 24, 2016