goon shit

The act of doing things against the law that are funny

Did you see all the goon shit Scott is doing?

by Joker Stroker February 06, 2016

stress shit

When you are stressed over anything important and your body decides now is the perfect time for you to need to take a shit.

Before every test Billy has to take a stress shit before he leaves his house.

by Mike Oxdragon August 15, 2013

Stoner Shits

The large shit or shits you take the following morning after getting stoned and eating an excessive amount of delicious food.

Sarah did you get the stoner shits too!? haha We ate WAY to much food last night.

by Quinzilla January 23, 2011

shitting bananas

SEE "shittin' bananas"

or "voodoo doodoo"

or "Clorox OD"

"I be shitting bananas woman, What you put in m'food?"

by Bongo Cholomongo September 22, 2006

shit midas

Someone who ruins everything they touch. From the Midas Touch, (see King Midas) which turned everything to gold. The antonym to the Midas Touch. A Shit Midas turns everything to shit.

Nerds: They ruined long hair, animation, and now S&M. Is there anything those Shit Midas's don’t destroy?

by Ian Danger February 03, 2007

You're the shit

It is a compliment towards someone. It roughly translates to, 'You are the coolest." Other adjectives could be in place of coolest, such as, most awesome, best and any other complimentary adjectives.

Bill exclaimed to Joe, "you're the shit!" after Joe took Bill to a party and had enormous amounts of fun.

by Betsy February 25, 2005

Shit Magnet

Person who for some inextricable reason attracts bad things and events to happen to them.

That bloke's a complete shit magnet - If he fell into a flowerbed he'd still smell of cack.

by Paul Gunn November 04, 2004