Tenga

When your housemates decide to pile up the empty toilet rolls onto the hand towel rail instead of placing them in the bin

Tenga: Empty toilet roll hoarding too lazy to place them in the bin

by Parched Collective April 17, 2020

Tacoma Tongue Job

When you receive a blumpkin and when you are done shitting you make the bitch lick your ass clean. The key is to make her lick your ass clean so you don't have to use toilet paper. When she is done licking your ass clean cum on her face, then pee on her to clean her off.

I made the bitch give me a Tacoma Tongue Job and she loved it.

by Tant Lover November 11, 2006

Teague

A Moron, Idiot, or general douche.

Person 1 "Andrew is trying to ask out that senior through facebook again. She rejected him yesterday already."

Person 2 "What a teague."

by AngryEyes October 4, 2009

teague

a cantonese word which is used to describe the groping of another males penis causing blood to swell to the bellend.

Lie-po though it world be funny to teague Chun-su whilst he was sleeping.

by Allahbebacktofinishurmum June 19, 2006

Cum Tongue

Having a particularly dry mouth, especially whilst smoking. Also known as cotton mouth.

After I ripped that bong, I had a nasty case of Cum Tongue.

by Zob OG June 14, 2011

cat tongue

a stubbly furgina that may result in chaffing of cheeks hips etc.

my gals got cat tongue cause she aint shaved in two days

by almighty bootyholes March 20, 2009

Golden-tongued

being a total bad-ass with your words, like silver-tongued, but 20x better

i wanna go out with Tyler, he is bad-ass and golden-tongued, i don't like John, he's only silver-tongued.

by goldentongued5 July 15, 2011