I don’t watch movies

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I don’t watch movies

A married man walks into a park bathroom and loudly shouts “l don’t watch movies”.

by monotomgreen December 17, 2023

movie maker

1. Alternative term for filmmaker, a person who makes films.
2. Obsolete Windows-only simplistic video-editing software developed by Microsoft. It was debuted in 2000, with the release of critically-panned Windows ME, and then discontinued in 2017.

1. Steven Spielberg is a good example of a filmmaker
2. Windows Movie Maker wasn't good for professional filmmakers

by Ryan900USAYT December 5, 2022

Movies for the blind

Pornographic films of any genre.

Q: So what kind of work are you in?

A: I make movies for the blind.
Q: Oohh! And how is that going?

A: It's awesome! I really love my co-workers!

by Amish Bastard December 8, 2022

The entire Bee Movie (2007) Script

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Barry? - Adam? - Oan you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. - You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me! - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! - Hey, Adam. - Hey, Barry. - Is that fuzz gel? - A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I'd make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive. You did come back different. - Hi, Barry. - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. - Hear about Frankie? - Yeah. - You going to the funeral? - No, I'm not going. Everybody knows, sting someone, you die. Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead. I guess he could have just gotten out of the way. I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day. That's why we don't need vacations.

Person: How was the movie?
Person 2: Good, it had the entire Bee Movie (2007) Script in it!

by Loosepan December 12, 2022

The Movie

Usually comes after the name of a new only-in-theater movie which was before just a child's TV show.

For example,

"Only in theaters, 💩 Poop💩, The Movie

by an orangutan who died on November 22, 2021

Movie

Movie is when any almost perfect action happens in your life (like getting a fine bitch)

Jonny “bro did you hit last night” jack “yes bro it was movie asfk”

by Lackir November 5, 2021

movie-ing

staying in and watching movies

Are you studying tonight? Fuck no I'm movie-ing.

by the greatest of alll time November 10, 2021