three biggest lies

The "three biggest lies" that are frequently made are: This will only hurt for a little while, I'll only put the head of it in, I promise I'll never try to cum in your mouth.

He got him a cell with a pervert, the pervert tried to crawl in his bed, he proceeded to tell him the three biggest lies, and thse are the words that he said, "Good buddy This will only hurt for a little while, I'll only put the head of it in, I promise I'll never try to cum in your mouth."

by nikthenyetminder January 29, 2005

chili three way

Much like a chili dog, but done with double penetration.

"Dude, Lance and I just gave that whore a chili three way she won't be forgetting anytime soon!"

"Honey, tonight I'm feeling frisky. Put on my strap-on and bone me in the ass with both dicks, then wipe the shit all over my naked flesh."

by Sir Rudulph the purple-headed knight June 8, 2004

three shot slut

a girl that cannot take more then three shot without getting really inhebriated(drunk).

wow, dude, that girl is such a three shot slut

by lindsay hutchinson June 11, 2006

three night stand

What’s a one night stand, plus a two night stand?

A three night stand, that's what.

by 👨🏻‍🎓 February 1, 2018

Three letter man

Queer, poof, man who likes men etc

1st letter - G
2nd letter - A
3rd letter - Y

by street smeg May 14, 2005

three fold wallet

another word for trim or pussy

Hey Barrett, get your hand out of that girl's three fold wallet!

by eifiliffy April 5, 2004

Three little pigs

when a really fat man and two really fat women have a threesome in a brick house (or apartment)

Ew gross! I saw three little pigs yesterday, they forgot to turn the lights out.

by captain cash November 28, 2009