Theoned

1. Slang for inflicting unwilling, horrifying male castration. 2. to inflict or undergo general horrific torture, including castration.

1. Joe: "Oh God!"

Tim:" What?"

Joe: "I just heard on the news ISISTheoned a reporter's dick!"

by "Like a wolf, but dire..." April 11, 2015

TheOfficialFNG Discord Server

Football and Shitposts, innit. Sometimes, someone plays DDLC and chat goes mad.

I listened to Tshabalala Montage in the VC on TheOfficialFNG Discord Server.

by PoopLoverBoy69 February 18, 2021

chaos theory of development

Also referred to as non-linear development, chaos development is a concept explaining that it is possible to get random results from normal developers, and indeed situations. The main precept behind this theory is the underlying notion of small occurrences significantly affecting the outcomes of seemingly unrelated events.

"Our company uses the chaos theory of development in it's software life cycle. We believe in reinventing the wheel, because our management team is just smarter than the caveman that first invented it."

by anothertool October 24, 2007

Population Theory

A theory coined by sports talk show host Tony Kornheiser referring to international soccer. According to the population theory, the country with the larger population should have more players to chose from, and therefore be better than a team with a smaller population. By this theory the United States should crush Central and South American countries as well as small European countries. This theory has been proven widely false as the U.S. consistently gets their ass handed to them by countries that can't be spotted on a map without a magnifying glass.

Michael: Does the U.S. Soccer team have a chance of beating the stacked Argentina team.

Tony: We have 270 million more citizens, we will crush Argentina, population theory homes.

by K-DOG June 6, 2014

germ theory

(adjective) widely accepted to be true or real, yet not well understood by most people

David Blaine's magical talents are germ theory.

Without reading the student's senior thesis, the professor proclaimed it to be germ theory.

"Germ theory" as an adjective is still germinating—until it comes into popular usage it will be considered germ theory.

by Brandon Burg November 3, 2014

simp theory

everyone pursuing a romantic or sexual relationship can be classified as a simp, a fuckboy, or both. (all of these terms are gender neutral). two people that are simps go together well, and two people who fuckboys go together well.

- a simp idolizes their romantic partner.
- a fuckboy degrades their romantic partner.

-a simp who is also a fuckboy idolizes their partner for sole purpose of sexual engagement.

*talking about a new guy*

"don't talk to him, because by simp theory, since you are a simp, and he is a fuckboy, it won't work out"

by yung nugget May 6, 2020

lebowski theorem

states that no intelligent organism or machine is going to bother with a task that is harder than hacking its own reward function.

Originally proposed by AI expert Joscha Bach, philosopher Nick Bostrom is said to have responded with:

"Yeah, well, you know, that's just like, your opinion, man."

According to the lebowski theorem, I will not invest the thousand bucks I found on the street in an awesome future. I will just spend it on booze and dope and get hazed.

by wt137 June 9, 2020