Prattle Snake

A person who slithers into the middle of a conversation, ultimately dominating it, as they won't stop talking.

Rita is such a prattle snake at work. Every single break we have she just appears, as if by magic, and then won't let anyone else get a word in.

by Eloraborealis January 22, 2023

Snake tooth

A snake tooth is a drunken pub owner. He will often be found slithering around on the floor.

Jesus, did you see that snake tooth last night. He was rekt!

by Jeff blair March 11, 2022

ornamental snake

A man's penis that is meant to be admired from afar for either its size, beauty or both. Not to be touched at any cost.

As Ruth entered the dimly lit bar she at once got the overpowering notion that this was a place where the ornamental snake thrived.....

by Marteau December 14, 2015

Piddly Snakes

Very skinny, long pieces of poo.

"Oh man, i shat some serious piddly snakes this morning. They slithered right out of my bum!

by JohnnyB88 December 15, 2008

Fake Snake

Google's version of snake which is a poor man's version of the original Nokia snake!

Stop playing that fake snake!

by TrashPrike December 17, 2018

green snake

shreks dick

shreks dick looks like a green snake

by Turtl11 March 8, 2017

Charming the Snake

Jerking-off or being jerked-off.

I walked in on the TV Repair man charming the snake.

by Dr. Jym July 23, 2017