muff cabbage

It's a Jersey thing.

You muff cabbage, go back to New Jersey!

by erye777 October 19, 2010

pussy muffs

When you lay down and then two naked ladies rub their pussies on your ears at the same time.

Last night at a bachelor party my buddy John had the strippers give home pussy muffs.

by Johnny Burk May 10, 2018

muff cabbage

Is a new jersey woman with an extremely hairy vagina

this woman vagina is a muff cabbage

by Newton the newton😀🎳⚽⚾ September 19, 2021

Muff-Cabbage

It's a Jersey thing.

You ain't nothing, you muff-cabbage

by Irish ladies November 15, 2010

stud muff

A New Jersey word for old vagina.

You stupid stud muff

by Muddy cricket November 24, 2016

muff climb

When a girl hangs from a rafter or a rope while having oral sex performed on her by someone else also hanging from from said rope/rafter.

I saw a super hot video of two girls muff climbing.

by ZaFeesh April 22, 2017

muff forrest

A condition to which the public region has been shaved too often resulting in quicker thicker growth that couldn't be plowed down even by a chainsaw

Her muff forrest was so thick I felt like a character in Lost

by Angel 33 October 6, 2016