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Does the carpet match the drapes? 

A question used to indicate the belief that a woman's hair is dyed. "Carpet" being the pubic hair and "drapes" being the hair on her head.
"Check out that hot blonde over there. Do you think the carpet matches the drapes?"

the drizzle 

1.) a.k.a. Master Shake (Aqua Teen: Hunger Force)
Frylock: Is Shake there?
Shake: Hello! This is the drizzle.
the drizzle by go fuck yourself October 5, 2004

the dry boak

The Scotland/Northern Ireland idiom for gagging without vomiting.

NOTE: The idiom is *the* dry boak. It it never *a* dry boak.

It is from this idiom that the word boak escaped to take on a life of its own (along with the alternate spelling boke) -- with some people using boak (or boke) to mean "the dry boak," and others meaning normal vomiting.
"It would huv gied ye the dry boak tae hear them sookin up tae him, aw sweetie sweetie." (Anne Donovan, Hieroglyphics: And Other Stories, 2001)

The Dutch Touch 

A Dutch persons mojo.

The thing most Dutch People Rely on in life...

"Just a nother Bonus of being Dutch"
Non Dutch Person: How did you pull that off

Dutch Person: What can i say its the Dutch Touch...
The Dutch Touch by Dutch Touch October 8, 2006

Towel the Door 

The action of placing a towel on the floor (under the door) to cover the gap left between the bottom of the door and the floor. This will prevent any smells (like those created by the burning of illegal drugs) from escaping the room and contaminating common areas.

"Towel the door" can also be used as a command to someone telling them to do the action previously described.

If your gonna smoke, just stick a towel under your door and use a fan to blow the smoke out the window.
Kelly: Towel the door, bitch so this dank shit doesn't stink up the hallway.

Dan: Why don't you just use a sploof.

Kelly: Your a dumbass, you have to use a sploof in conjuction with febreeze, a fan, and toweling the door.
Towel the Door by kannabis kid July 15, 2010

dicking the dog 

acting in an unproductive manner
dude, would you stop dicking the dog and help me set up this stereo
dicking the dog by billy kelley March 26, 2004