max-text

Point reached after an exhausting amount of text communication that never leads to a higher form of interaction, like speaking on the phone or making plans to meet in person. Often inspired by breadcrumbers. Term for succinctly defining your boundary without having to write annoying long messages pleading your case.

Brad the breadcrumber texts you for the 1 millionth time trying to continue his shenanigans.

Response: “I’m sorry Brad, I’ve reached max-text.”
Brad has no choice but to graduate from his fingerpad.

by MoJean December 13, 2019

texting around

like sleeping around through texting. often when a person has a boyfriend/girlfriend and they flirt with other people through texting. Also called textituting

kelsea was in a relationship and was sexually texting around with other boys

by kjcqe April 6, 2012

Text coward

A person who is such a wuss that he can only act all bolshie and tough by text message, but not by phone and most certainly not face-to-face

He's having a go at me by text message again. What a text coward!

by King Drax October 29, 2012

Tension Text

A text that instantly causes tension amongst a seemingly normal conversation. Typically between a man and woman, although it does not have to be sexually charged.

Her: Why didn't you call me this morning? TENSION TEXT!

by The Number One Stunner July 3, 2011

Text Hog

A person who attempts to dominate a text thread by constantly texting over and over again. Usually considered on the 4th straight text. One text = standard, two texts =possible correction/misspelling, three texts = found clarification or announcement of conclusion, fourth text = Text Hog. Can be used on someone who writes a vast majority of the texts.

That guy won't let anyone else comment on his ridiculous ideas. He is being a real Text Hog.

by Humongous Cranium October 10, 2018

Tard-Text

When the writer uses caps randomly in words. The writer is also supposed to spell most words incorrectly.

Dude: John, you dont seem to well today.

John: wUt dO yoU MeEn?

Dude: You are writing all wierd. Are you writing in Tard-Text again?

John: yAh, dATs BiCUs i jOIn dEH tARd cLUb.

by halesnaxlors January 10, 2011

texting shuffel

When you are walking and texting at the same time so a shuffle from side to side occurs.

dude quit doing the texting shuffel you keep stepping on me

by holly_340 November 22, 2011