Bobo Tech

The worst tech ever, the worst possible plan or game strategy to have

Of course we lost, bobo tech never wins

by Jesster4 June 23, 2025

pizza tech

Working in entry-level IT positions, and my income only allows me to occasionally treat myself to a pizza.

I go to George for all my IT needs, he is my go to pizza tech

by directorofrighteousness May 10, 2023

Tech Deck Support

"Tech Deck Support" usually occurs in a situation when one is asked to do a task that requires something technical, however, does not know how to fathom, for which is required to call "Tech Deck Support". After calling "Tech Deck Support" it is vital for one to make the ambulance noise after that, in order to alert the Tech humans around.

Person: "Hey could you help me connect this window computer to the smartboard?"
Other Person: "Ohhh um "Tech Deck Support" " *Ambulance noise

by Tech Deck Support May 8, 2018

Computer tech class

Your favorite class where you get to see the baddie teach the class and teach you about technology.

Yo! I can't wait to go Riz the computer tech class teacher she is so bad!

by TJMcurry September 23, 2022

American Tech Support

A group of highly-trainned voice over geeks who don't know a single thing about computers. They usually hide their voices by using the usual indian man. The customers of American Tech Support always get pissed off after 5 minutes of talking.

ATS: Thank you for calling American Tech Support. You got problem?
customer: Didn't I already talk to you?
ATS: No, that was my brother.

by jacobishott December 26, 2011

tech spiral

When a high-level technical discussion is derailed by a pernickety exploration of implementation details. Often exacerbated by a heady brew of opinion and speculation.

We were ploughing through our daily stand-up the other day until that bogan plunged us into a tech spiral, costing us 25 minutes with a discussion on the correct means of parsing hashes.

by greatdeep January 30, 2024

Rolodex Tech

A maintenance technician unwilling to perform repairs but willing to call a vendor to have them do the work instead.

Chad was a total rolodex tech, never fixed a thing in his life but always able to call out a vendor to do the job he was getting paid to do. What a total Chad!

by Steve Notkaren June 10, 2021