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a dick in his stride

The demeanour a guy sometimes has the morning after he gets laid, usually involving a "get around me, boys" overconfident type-strutt, and a self-satisfied grin.

Variations:

"a real dick in his stride".

"a dick up his stride".
Steve: "Hey man, have you seen Pat this morning? Since laying that bird last night he is getting around the place with a dick in his stride".

Ed: "Yeah, tell him to 10-2 on that shit man. She had christmas hams anyway".
by EduardoRodriguez December 9, 2012
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go fast stripe

Go fast stripes are used to describe the lines (usually cheap stickers) on an un sporty car that make the owner believe it looks and will go faster.
(Sarcastically) Look, his car has go fast stripes, they must add 50hp each!
by Dabcat August 29, 2017
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Scars and Stripes Forever

In 2020, a patriotic march for a wounded nation.

A version of Stars and Stripes Forever, a piece which in show business was historically called "the Disaster March". When theaters and circuses had house bands, this march was a code signaling a life-threatening emergency. Except for impending disaster, circus bands never played the tune under any circumstances
July 4th approaching, feeling America at a moment of life-threatening disaster, he found himself whistling Scars and Stripes Forever, hoping it would not be forever, that our national fortunes would improve.
by Monkey's Dad July 1, 2020
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Hairy Lightning Strike

Where one wets a balloon and rolls it in animal hair and while wearing socks statically charges the balloon, using the balloon as a condom and blowing the balloon up with air at the same time, shocking out come and spreads the bitch out.
The wife said our sex life was boring so i surprised her with a "Hairy Lightning Strike" last night... she wants a divorce and is taking the kids.
by xXsexbaloonXx October 7, 2020
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i'm out like a strikeout

means i gtg when talking online
aight man i gtg, i'm out like a strikeout
by PCpat June 3, 2006
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stripes

lines of cocaine prepared ready to be taken
"does anyone want one of these stripes?"
"i was so wired off them stripes last night!"
by ivor bigun January 20, 2008
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Silent Death-Striker

A fart that is silent yet smells so bad
that, once in out causes victims too flee for their life, while gaging.
I let a Silent Death-Striker and casually walked away waiting for someone to walk in it's path.
by Stephen Thompson July 31, 2003
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