Milk stain

When you cum on clothing and its there the next day

"Hey girl is that a milk stain"

by Freakyblackguy May 23, 2016

Wank-Stains

Stains of busted nuts from multiple wank sessions. Typically in the form of dried up nut. The kind your mom finds in the carpet, on bed sheets, in a gak towel or in a tube sock.

Mom: What is all this flakey, crusty stuff in your sock? This thing could stand on its own.

Son: It’s just my wank-stains. Don’t wash it. I like the rough feel.

Mom: You sound like your father.

by Eaton Holgoode January 5, 2018

alternative straight

Non-heterosexual. Gay or bisexual. Like alternative facts.

You're straight, and I'm alternative straight.

by Queen Buttrix March 19, 2021

Token straight friend

The only or one of the only straight-cis people in an LGBTQ friend group.

Oh yea, John is the token straight friend of the book club.

by Deadnamed2000 July 26, 2022

fat boy stain

A stain on your shirt; commonly found after eating. makes you look like you eat like a pig.

girl: don't look at my shirt, I spilled soup on it at lunch.

guy: ohhh! you got a fat boy stain!!

girl: ahahahhahahahahahaa...no.

by karly;; May 29, 2008

Good Job Stain

The white stain found on colored sheets the morning after a long night of sex. Chemical composition is genereally 90% feminie juices, and 10% semen.

While making the bed after a night of awesome sex, Nick and Emily found the Good Job Stain where she was laying.

by Nikddik February 28, 2012

Mississippi piss stain

The act of having anal intercourse with a woman reverse cowgirl style. Unknown to you she has severe diarrhea. As soon as you reach you cumming point she begins to release her bowels sliding off your penis and firmly sliding her ass all the way up to your face leaving a soggy strip of feces resembling a skid mark on your body. She then takes your hair and wipes her anus with it.

Girl: you wanna try anal for your birthday
Guy: sure lets do it
Girl: lets go
Girl: (whispers to herself "you're getting a Mississippi piss stain. Happy birthday loser")

by H-H McCou March 22, 2013