Steven Segal

The most underrated comedian of his generation.

Steven Segal- Get your ugly, toothless white ass out of here.
White guy- I never looked at it that way before but now that I heard it from Steven Segal, it makes sense, he's right, I am an ugly, toothless white loser.

by The Original Agahnim October 13, 2021

Steven watts

Sexy as f--+and knows it. Good pretender when it comes to sincerety and a great seducer of the ladies. He was put on this earth to make all girls feel beautiful no matter their looks, weight,or moral turpitude. He is a Greek god like man with his chiseled features. He is so nice to look at even the straightest men see him and say, ' wow, he's a god damn movie star !'

Wow that's Steven Watts I thought he was a Greek statue over there with his annoying perfect chiseled features!

by Dirty little manning girl March 5, 2024

Steven

The man who will call you jealous after sitting with girls at lunch but that just because he has more rejections then you do girls

Steven you broke bro code your just jealous but he just got rejected

by hdjdiskjdjekdhdijrbc fbf September 23, 2021

Yeah, Steven!

A phrase uttered in honor of Stevens everywhere. Usually said during a concert or assembly.

Guy 1: So before we go I just wanted to say Yeah, Steven!
*everyone claps*

by whydontyoRevampedSpider June 21, 2019

Stevens Healthy Veggies

Get ready my niggas for the freshest cleanest most nigga free food you have ever seen. You want a counterfeit cabbage we got it. You want a Pot hole potato we got it. The owner steven molyneux who runs model house farm is current violently gooning over his image of his father aggressively fingering his rectum.

You Hungry? Let’s go to stevens Healthy Veggies

by anonymous February 2, 2024

Steven

One that has no chin.

Did you see that guy without a chin? I think he might be a steven

by Merian-webster December 3, 2023

steven

woke. a boy who absolutely likes boys. have you ever watched steven universe? tell me that boy isn't at least a little queer.

the teller of truth: steven is the wokest boy around, and don't let him tell you otherwise!
steven: But I'm not woke
attractive man: hey guys
steven: OH MY WOKE

by not lunar trust me July 8, 2025