"That Gas Station Pocket Knife started a shove match with a waiter for getting his girlfriend's order wrong, but he started crying after the waiter threw a punch."
by RalphTheWanderer October 6, 2022
Get the Gas Station Pocket Knife mug.Elbotic static is a term given to the spontaneous combustion of one's outerwear in the elbow region of the arm sleeve usually brought on with little to no notice by a sudden pressure drop at the fabric's surface.
Studies have shown that this condition is more prevalent in cotton materials
Studies have shown that this condition is more prevalent in cotton materials
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A person you use to gas you up for a short amount of time so you can gain confidence to go to someone hotter, better, and cooler. Basically someone you ghost after they make you feel better about yourself.
Person 1: Hey, Emma, you make me feel really good about myself. Thanks for all the compliments.
Emma (Gas station): You’re welcome, would you still wanna go on that date next week ?
Person 1: Nah, you’re not my type, but thank you for gassing me up *hangs up pump and leaves gas station (Emma)
Emma (Gas station): You’re welcome, would you still wanna go on that date next week ?
Person 1: Nah, you’re not my type, but thank you for gassing me up *hangs up pump and leaves gas station (Emma)
by Penisinspector123 January 17, 2023
Get the Gas Station mug.the ghetto. the bus/train station in the town of sunbury. you do not wanna end up in sunbury station. the native animals of sunbury station can be seen, vaping, smoking cones, playing uk drill and selling bud. be careful not to disturb the animals or they will roll you for your TNs or bash your ass. To spot a sunbury station rat look out for black air forces, nike tech fleeces, TNs and anyone that looks cooked. when you see a sunbury station rat, you should run.
person 1: "yoza, should we head to sunbury station?"
person 2: " nah cunt you you tryna die?"
person 1: " yeah you right, wanna head porties instead?"
person 2: "yeah lad"
person 2: " nah cunt you you tryna die?"
person 1: " yeah you right, wanna head porties instead?"
person 2: "yeah lad"
by spiritual vegemite February 18, 2023
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A post-scarcity (not as much scarcities) and post-singularity (new singularities) and post-godhood (new godhoods) dynamic textbook!
A positive dimensions Magnum Opus instead of negative dimensions imperfect remnants.
Can be used as a great learning resource.
New words invented and yet to be invented!
In regards to completing circularity (divinity, not loop) of self positive karma towards transcendence of mortal afflictions and much more!
A post-scarcity (not as much scarcities) and post-singularity (new singularities) and post-godhood (new godhoods) dynamic textbook!
A positive dimensions Magnum Opus instead of negative dimensions imperfect remnants.
Can be used as a great learning resource.
New words invented and yet to be invented!
In regards to completing circularity (divinity, not loop) of self positive karma towards transcendence of mortal afflictions and much more!
'Some suggest that according to the dynamic Diagnostic Statistical Manual of Mental Orders the D.S.M.M.D. was more an S.C.P. artefact getting in the way of bloom of Apotheons of the Multiverse due to suppressive enforced prolonged treatment often using pristine waste chemicals without adequate cures'
'And that's without prosidering where we actually are and where we actually can be, and who. The dynamic Diagnostic Statistical Manual of Orders made a great reference resource with godhood realms'
'And that's without prosidering where we actually are and where we actually can be, and who. The dynamic Diagnostic Statistical Manual of Orders made a great reference resource with godhood realms'
by TranslogicMultisonance March 2, 2023
Get the Diagnostic Statistical Manual of Orders mug.A demonym or gentilic for citizens of the USA. It comes from latin languages, such as spanish, italian, french and portuguese, which have a translation conflict when it comes to calling people from the USA and people from the american continent. For those languages, there are different words for both linguistic cases, while popular english has only one.
Due to globalization, the english language became popular and relevant. This fact makes people from other countries, which might mainly speak latin-rooted languages, discover this translation conflict. It makes people wanting to find a way to fix said conflict by using the term "united statian". Alas, some USA citizens find it dumb for many reasons. Often those who reject such term argue that the context of the sentence makes the distinction obvious. Although, it is not obvious for those who learn english as a mandatory second language, or else such problem wouldn't be discovered neither discussed.
Due to globalization, the english language became popular and relevant. This fact makes people from other countries, which might mainly speak latin-rooted languages, discover this translation conflict. It makes people wanting to find a way to fix said conflict by using the term "united statian". Alas, some USA citizens find it dumb for many reasons. Often those who reject such term argue that the context of the sentence makes the distinction obvious. Although, it is not obvious for those who learn english as a mandatory second language, or else such problem wouldn't be discovered neither discussed.
Sam: Why do you call US citizens United Statians instead of Americans?
Maria: I find it too confusing! I speak portuguese, so I often find it hard to know if the term "american" refers to me as a south american as well or if the speaker is only referring to united statians!
Sam: I see! I find it weird, but I get your point. After all, there are many people from many countries who might face the same language issue, right?
Maria: Yes, my french husband agreed with me.
Maria: I find it too confusing! I speak portuguese, so I often find it hard to know if the term "american" refers to me as a south american as well or if the speaker is only referring to united statians!
Sam: I see! I find it weird, but I get your point. After all, there are many people from many countries who might face the same language issue, right?
Maria: Yes, my french husband agreed with me.
by PinkFlipflops March 29, 2023
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Man 2 “yeah those outta fuck you up if you don’t prepare them right.”
Man 2 “yeah those outta fuck you up if you don’t prepare them right.”
by Broski119 April 21, 2023
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