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Avacado Spreading

Avacado spreading is the act of searching out someone else's dogs fecal matter, collect it in what ever surgical serial killer fashion that will satisfy your inner demons. Place it in the bag that you have left over from the 40 you bought last night with the change that you found in your couch because your wife took all you money, we call that Turkey Basting, but that's for another definition. You take the bag of feces and cup it around your mouth and suck all that delicious, faux dog fat deliciousness deep into your lungs. Similar to the "cheesing" act of a popular television series, but you dont trip, your life is a trip and you might be a serial killer.
Hey man, this chick turned me onto avacado spreading, it's done wonders for my outlook on life.
by Fatty Magoo October 1, 2018
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Command Spread

when a guys spreads his legs while sitting.. it’s a position also used in sex when he’s sitting and the girl is straddling
it’s hot as fuck when guys sit in the command spread
by hawtkittyxx December 13, 2018
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Rub Spreader

Sex act passed from one surgeon to another in a hospital operating room.
The unconscious patient may be involved as well.
Often times a rub spreader is called for when a rib spreader was the intended request.
Time for the rub spreader. No,no wait... what are you doing!? I said rib spreader! Dear god!!
by Fitzzzz February 19, 2019
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Wonder spread

When you fuck a bitch with a yeast infection so hard you sit back and watch her pussy rise like a loaf of bread
Yea bra, bitch was yeasty so I gave her a wonder spread
by Alcophonic September 23, 2019
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Shiba Scream

The sound a shiba makes when they don’t get their way. For example, if the dog thinks you’re gonna hurt it and it doesn’t want you to pick it up, it will let out a high pitched scream.
“Bruno! Come here!” *picks up dog*
REEEEEEEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAA
Now everyone looks at you, thinking you’re hurting the dog
“He’s just doing a Shiba Scream”
*lady calls 911*
by Blayneisgood November 5, 2019
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A Screaming Chewbacca Fart

A royal screaming fart that : you only cut lose once, that builds to a crescendo by the second, that you release only after you’ve cased all perimeters , looked thru an infrared scope , verified that all the batteries in the fire detectors around you are still charged , thrown a Hail Mary pass & had a personal consult with your Ring Home Security System.
I was finally able to let lose on a Screaming Chewbacca Fart once I sprinted thru the entire concert hall & found the door to the sound proof recording booth.
by MCK II January 12, 2020
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Fresher spread

Three meanings all used interchangeably:

1. Like fresher-five : gain weight hence spread

2. Fresher flu - flu which spreads like wild fire because freshers can’t keep their hands to themselves

3. Freshers ‘spreading of legs’
Returner Grace: gee John that fresher spreads hitting you hard, I swear you’re twice the size since I last saw you!
Fresher John: Fresher spreads got me in more ways than one. I’m sick as a dog.

Returner Grace: Yeah well you know why, you woulda got it off that girl you were hooking up with last Sunday night. Bloody fresher spread alright.
by Royal exchange April 22, 2020
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