splatooie

The onomatopoeia for when something gets splattered, as used by queer men, although they pronounce it thplatooie

I thaw the thcarietht movie the other day. A man got shot and THPLATOOIE!!! hith hed exploded

by Rory July 11, 2004

SplitFish-DD

Online pro-gamer for the PS3 network, who represnts SplitFish GameWare Inc.

PSN GamerTags: zDD & Splitfish-DD

by IGN MLG April 24, 2009

Seven ten split

A girl who is actually a seven but truly believes she's a 10. Also see delusional

Colleen has great tits but she's not anywhere close to hot. What a seven ten split!

by Toughguy21 July 25, 2009

Spitout

to say something that's a complete lie

"I got a 100 on the Math exam" said Bob. "That's a spitout!" replied Scott

by Bubblykid November 4, 2011

split condom

after puttin it in the rong hole i heard a rippin noise. oh shit

cas "you were great"
charlie "your pregnant...."

by yousef February 20, 2004

Likity-Split

1. A random word that is mainly used as a name to give some one just to confuse them and annoy the hell out of them

2. The name of a annoying little baby pony from "My little Pony the movie" LOL

3. a guy who when licking some one out cums all over himself without anyone touching him

1.

A. Hey man come inside and have a seat, I'm just playing Xbox.
B. ohh cool, when did you get an Xbox Likity-Split?
A.WTF man? whats Likity-Split?
B. What are you on about Likity-Split? its your name geez I dont think your pet purple drangon will like you forgetting your own name and the rest of the ponys...
A. WHATS THE FUCK IS Likity-Split!!!!???


3.

A. yeah did you hear what happen to ben?
B. nar man what?
A. his so weak under the belt man, he was lickin his girl out then exploaded all over himself with out her touching him.
B. hahahahah wtf man
A. yeah man she even ran out laughing.

by GOOLIEz April 19, 2009

splitour

noun : a splitour is a snowboarder who is also a splitboarder, who then lusts for the touring route as much as (if not more than) the turns of the descent.

The buddy I used to rip with become a splitour in the last few years and it's been impossible for me to get him into the resorts.

by CountD$ July 4, 2016