medium soft

When a man's penis is not fully hard, but also not fully soft, but can pass off as a decent size because its halfway hard

When Male actors show their penis in movies they make sure they get a nice medium soft so that it doesn't look small

by IrritatedData February 18, 2020

to Soft

Verb (Softing, Softed) Extremely light caressing strokes with fingertips across skin, when done correctly ALMOST tickles & causes chills down spine. Not sexual in fact but can be made so if stroking the appropriate areas.

I'm very tactile and I love to SOFT Marvin's skin.

by ezmom63 March 23, 2023

super-soft

Smoething that is at the same time super exciting and Delfin but also soft and quieting.

A fan: How do you find Spinetta's ascending and descending chord in the Socios del Desierto double album?
A Delfin: Super-soft.

A fan: How was the freestyling last night?
A coral: Super-soft.

by orionauts February 27, 2020

Soft 2

Diarrhea.

I laid a soft 2 on her chest and then smeared it all over her face.

by Asassinsneed August 23, 2012

John the soft sword

Your friend named John who has a soft sword pretty plain and simple.

JOHN THE SOFT SWORD: Your friend named John who has a soft sword pretty plain and simple. Why is your sword soft?

by GoBlueMrBrightside December 08, 2023

soft-bearded man

A man or manchild(usually a millennial) that has a beard but most likely gets it trimmed weekly. This man gets offended very easily, and violently opposes hate speech. He would not dare use his hands for manual labor or for properly pleasing a woman. He is a feminist, his wife makes more money than him, and he hates white privilege.

"Hey I heard Lumberjack Leslie has to ask his wife before he does anything!" "Yeah, he's a soft-bearded man."

by Scranton Strangler March 27, 2018

Soft in the slippers

Someone who tip-toes around the house. A feminine man, gay man. faggot

That guy is a little funny, I think he’s a bit soft in the slippers.

by Sunshifty August 06, 2022