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scumbag shuffler

A public bicycle, also known as bike-share. Often seen littering the streets of major metropolitan cities, these are usually stolen and dumped wherever convenient for the scumbag. Scumbag shufflers allow scumbags to travel greater distances than previously possible to commit crimes, a true blessing for the community.
My home was burglarized while I was on vacation, and I found a scumbag shuffler laying in the backyard.
by Bubba Douglas February 26, 2018
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Shannon Shuffle

When a female, in her late 30’s, covers herself in lube and/or vaseline and slides down the McDonalds PlayPlace slide naked.
Woah Bill, did you see Janet doing the Shannon Shuffle the other day at my sons birthday party?
by DamnitDale November 6, 2020
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post-coital shuffle

After intercourse, the action of the male shuffling toward the bathroom for cleanup with his pants and underwear about his ankles.
Afterwards, Jack did the post-coital shuffle to the bathroom.
by iggaboo March 6, 2010
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smuff

the mixed semen and saliva bridge spanning the gap between the upper and lower lips of a person who just performed oral sex
"Can I get a kiss now?"
"Nope, get out of here with that smuff mouth."
by Dash Carl September 25, 2011
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Shuffin

escribes the action where a person takes the difficult route around an obstruction.

E.g If you are coming up to a lamppost on a pavement next to a wall...you do not go around the wide side...but make the situation more difficult/interesting for yourself by trying to squish between it and the wall.

You must announce that you are "shuffiiiin" as you do it.
I'm gonna go and shuff that bin!!!

SHUFFIIIIIIN

That was a goooood shuff!

shuffin
by lizaaaaa January 19, 2009
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Shuffle

The time of your parents life when they believe you should start taking things that you want out of their house before they are dead.
Todd, you need to start preparing for the "Shuffle".
by Todd Williams December 24, 2011
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Shufflin

Dancinq or Chillen
We Just Be Shufflin Out Here !!
by Younq Kellin Production !!! January 17, 2011
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