meticulous shart

a dapper young man that gets all the bitches who is best friends with jamal goongus and quandale dingle

"damn bro meticulous shart just stole my bitch"
"ya bro he gets all the bitches"

by jamal pringle tickle-bottom II April 19, 2022

Schrodinger's Shart

When you are unsure if you farted or sharted, but you're too afraid to move from a sitting position to find out.

Hey man I farted but it smells like a shart. I don't feel anything, could it be a schrodinger's shart?

by dnet November 19, 2014

shart

1: To force a fart out to a point shit goes through at the same time.
2: To loose a stupid gamble
3: Adj. to look stupid

Breakfast and lunch are to brunch what shit and fart are to shart.
This guy sharts (looks stupid)
cursword: Shaaaaaaart (instead of shit)

by Skymitch April 29, 2005

shart

v. A blend of a shit and a fart, where one attempts to fart and accidentally releases a small amount of shit. Will often result in a dingleberry and/or a ruined pair of boxers.

Fucking gross man, you just sharted.

by StonedMango March 1, 2008

shart

shit fart

aw, i sharted, i better go wipe....

by sadamus January 21, 2010

shart storm

1. Literally: An instance of flatulence of an obnoxious order accompanied by moderate to severe anal leakage.
2. Euphemism, noun (see shit storm)

My brother Kyle unleashed a shart storm in his pants.
I'm in a shart storm of trouble for calling my boss a dick licker.

by Gangsta Medic January 27, 2007

Shart

When you get the felling you have to fart, and when you do, a little shit comes out.

1. Dude, can we leave?
2. Why
1. I, uhh, well i sharted.
2. ohh haha ok lets go...

by EWW I SHARTED!!! April 18, 2010