sloppy poppy 

receiving head with pop rocks

yo samantha gave me a sloppy poppy last night

sloppy poppy by ktb.sammy November 9, 2019

sloppy rodny

its just like snowballing but with period blood.

homie#1: damn dude you breath smells like shit
homie#2: oh yeah, i did a sloppy rodny last night

sloppy rodny by chocolate breast milk April 19, 2020

Sloppy Squirrel 

When you are so excited to have sex, that you cum, and shit at the same time. Typically happens the instant the penis touches the vagina skin.

Dude, my crush that friendzoned me finally let me have sex with her, I was waiting for this for so long, all I could do was give her the Sloppy Squirrel!

Sloppy Squirrel by RiggaToeknee October 20, 2020

Sloppy Luigi 

When you have a wank on a sofa and clean up your mess with a leftover pizza in lieu of any other object

Did you hear about Johnny, the dirty bastard had a Sloppy Luigi last night

Sloppy Luigi by Burp Buzzer December 30, 2022

Sloppy Gloppy

When a woman gives you the best damn time of your life with a bj. Although doing this will make you forever a White cracker. Now when doing this you will never have it again and you will lose your rizz with the following. Sluts, whores, 9-year-olds, Men, women, and newborn babies, Transgenders, and other 72 monkey genders, meaning you will never have sex again.

Wow That was the best Sloppy Gloppy of my life, Although 9 year olds will never fuck me up again 😭

Sloppy Gloppy by fartnigga487 April 18, 2023

sloppy joe

when two people have anal sex while one is constipated

guy #1: Fuck i made a mistake last night

guy #2: what happened?

guy #1: i had a sloppy joe last night

guy #2: wow you have some really bad luck

sloppy joe by Baron A June 3, 2010

Sloppy William 

A sandwich made with chilli, cheese and sliced up pork sausages, very similar to the American sloppy joe. Named in celebration of the engagement of Prince William and Kate Middlesworth (and subsequently the sex act that he will preform on her).

The sloppy William as a sex act involves dressing up as a member of the nazi party (preferably an SS officer) and systematically forcing your penis (refered to as a luger) into every orifice of the womans body including eye sockets. You then ejaculate into the girls eyes, collect the fluid up and mix it with boiling water and force her to inhale it to finish with what is described as the "gas chamber". Sick bastards!

Example 1
guy 1: Im hungry.
Guy 2 : Lets get a sloppy William

Example 2
Prince william: This sloppy william feels so good. hows it for you?
Kate M: It hurts my eyes but thats ok. as long as you finish with the gas chamber
Prince willy:Hey dad stop watching you dirty old perv

Sloppy William by commemorative meal man January 12, 2011