Skeet skeet

It's when u skateboard on someone face ripping all the skin off

Person 1: you did u see how Bob fuckin skeeted on Emily
Person 2: yeah that bitch died he fuckin skeet skeet all over her

by Dr. Ramen Noodles November 27, 2019

skeet scoot

Our master skeet scoot shall never be seen but if your children magically have scooters you know hes after them. He will MAKE THEM part of his army of skeet scooters.

Ill skeet scoot ur soul

by Ya boi demon April 2, 2019

Skeet

To get somewhere quickly; to run/skate to another place quickly

Can also mean to ejaculate, but literally no one uses it like that

Person 1: Hey, where is Bill?
Person 2: He is skeeting over now.
Bill: *skeets over*

by whatelsedoy0uw4ntfr0mm3 April 6, 2019

skeet

when shit happened and you screamed random ass shit out of absolutely fucking nowhere

hey did you hear abo-
SKEET!
rebecca i swear, if you skeet again im gonna put you up for adoption

by Yur_boi_uhhhhhhh December 13, 2019

Yeet the skeet fantastic

When a boomer ejaculates onto a millenial, or vice versa. - Verb

Bro, your dude over there is gonna go try and yeet the skeet fantastic with that MILF later tonight.

by Snuffmuppet December 15, 2019

Skeet

The noise a Moskeetskeet makes

Moskeetskeet: s k e e t

by I am the Napkin May 15, 2019

Skeeting

The act of yeeting something into a trashcan over and over again until it goes in.

Mark *Yeets ball in trashcan and misses*
"Well I guess i'll start skeeting now"

by Th3 Pr0curat0r May 15, 2019