Situationship

It’s when god is like really pissed off at you and delivers someone who is exactly everything you've ever dreamed of, so you make plans, dream and invest just so it can all turn to ashes in front of you before it ever even becomes official, demolishing your heart and ability to fall in love again permanently. Something like that.

Jessi: I do kind of like you, I’m just not ready for anything serious yet.

Jake: But you’ve been spending almost every night at my house… and asking me to take you out on dates..
Jessi: well, we DO have amazing sex-

Jake: sounds like a situationship alright

by ClownsDontBounce April 9, 2023

sitemap.xml

A sneaky little file that web developers use to communicate with aliens in a secret language called "Geekese." This extraterrestrial communication device was accidentally discovered by a webmaster who happened to have a close encounter while browsing through lines of code late at night.

Person 1: Hey, I was trying to find the sitemap.xml file for Urban Dictionary. Any idea where I can locate it?

Person 2: Ah, you mean the secret treasure map of slang? Urban Dictionary has an unconventional twist to their sitemap. It's not just any regular sitemap.xml—it's the "sitemap-https.xml.gz"!

Person 1: Wait, why does it sound like a top-secret mission? What's with the "https" and the "gz" at the end?

Person 2: Well, Urban Dictionary knows how to keep things spicy. The "https" is their way of encrypting their linguistic gems, so only the language enthusiasts can access them. And the "gz" stands for "glossary zaniness," where they compress all the outrageous definitions into a single file. Just remember, once you enter that sitemap-https.xml.gz, there's no going back. Prepare yourself for a rollercoaster ride through the quirky corners of the urban lexicon!

by rock_more July 11, 2023

Sithaara

Sithaara is the coolest person you'll meet. She is also probably the shortest person you'll meet.She loves to bake, even if she almost burns down her house everytime. She is obsessed with fitness. Overall, Sithaara is a very chaotic person, you will never know what will come next with her, and that's just what makes her so great.

"Remember that time Sithaara made a youtube channel"

by Some guy yk July 15, 2023

sitship

sitship-A situational relationship that should be sexual but is not because female is too self conscious about her body. So we never fuck and relationship, situationship just sits.

The bitch is smokin with a phat ass, but she thinks shes fat, hence our sitship

by shonkee September 21, 2023

Sittim

A wonderful thing to do
The opposite of: standim, running around, standim on your head and hanging on a barbell.

I enjoy sittim

by BloxerCrafts October 23, 2023

Public sitter

A person who doesn't use a toilet seat protector or toilet paper to line the toilet seat in a public restroom.

Guy: Dude, I just found out that Matt is a public sitter!
Girl: Eww, gross!

by Comment Poster June 16, 2008

backup site

It's a site that you have opened on a different tab, that you can go to in case your parent/guardian pops up and catches you on a website you're not supposed to on.

Friend 1: Dude, why do we need another tab open?
Friend 2: Its my backup site so I can quickly switch in case my mom walks in.

by harajukuluvr May 18, 2009