An infectious disease spread by Simps or watching The Simpsons. Symptoms include: attraction towards unattractive women, playing on Elppa's simp-19 server, being a pussy, abandoning your bros to be with wamen. The only cure is to pray to Ninja to kill yourself after you respawn in your minecraft bed you have to surrender your soul for a while to be cleansed by Vladimir Putin using blood magic. Meanwhile your soul is being cleansed you have to surrender your self to the gulag and escape with the help of daddy Kim. After all of this you will be counted as one of the few people recovered from Simp-19 on worldometer.
Son: Masturbates in bed cuz Karen makes him horny
Dad: (comes in room) "Damn son u got Simp-19"
Homer:(magically appears out of son's bed)
Dad: (screams in Simpson)
Dad: (comes in room) "Damn son u got Simp-19"
Homer:(magically appears out of son's bed)
Dad: (screams in Simpson)
by Anti simp June 1, 2020
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Simpism is a branch of Bobism. The people of Simpism know that Bob is Everything, and Everything is Bob. The only difference is that these people are simps, and simp more than honor Bob the Almighty.
Guy: Did you know that Cussan is Simpism?
Cussan: UwU
Guy: Wadya mean Cussan?!
Cussan: Did you know that tennis racquets have HOLES in them?
Guy: Yeah?
Cussan: *Pokes finger through hole*
Guy: *Leaves*
Cussan: I AM A SIMP!
Cussan: UwU
Guy: Wadya mean Cussan?!
Cussan: Did you know that tennis racquets have HOLES in them?
Guy: Yeah?
Cussan: *Pokes finger through hole*
Guy: *Leaves*
Cussan: I AM A SIMP!
by LegendaryWølf April 8, 2022
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The word shoutout lost it's meaning after becoming meme
The word shoutout lost it's meaning after becoming meme
by Davri April 10, 2018
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by Dr Bunnygirl June 12, 2018
Get the Fuckface von Simpleton mug.A man who does anything to suck up to a woman for the simple goal of making her like him more than others.
Like giving her gifts to make her happy, or donating loads of money to her if shes a twitch streamer.
(Example of a simp:Dinonuggets (twitch streamer) )
Like giving her gifts to make her happy, or donating loads of money to her if shes a twitch streamer.
(Example of a simp:Dinonuggets (twitch streamer) )
Person 1:Oh god, here comes Greg Heffley, hes such a simp.
Person 2:Oh fuck, lets get the fuck out of here.
Person 2:Oh fuck, lets get the fuck out of here.
by Gamergirlbathwater March 25, 2020
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2. Someone who only has a career in the entertainment industry because she shares the same last name as her sister.
2. Someone who only has a career in the entertainment industry because she shares the same last name as her sister.
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