The five knuckle shuffle

The five knuckle shuffle is when you insert your whole fist into a womens anus and then immediately after into her vagina repeatedly

Im gana turn her bedroom into a boxing ring with the five knuckle shuffle

by SaintedCrown911 January 29, 2021

starbucks shuffle

The rapid voluntary rearranging of people at a crowded coffee shop when a seat becomes available near an electrical outlet where laptops, cell phones, etc., can be charged.

Dude: ...so, I told her, hey, you'll never get to Hollywood if you...

Dudette: Oh, wait! They're leaving from that table in the corner. My laptop battery's almost dead. Time for the Starbucks shuffle!

by icuddabeenacontender October 13, 2010

kidney shuffle

Occurs after a long night of drinking and is often coupled with a hangover. Characterized by a general aching sensation in the lower back area, particularly around the kidneys.

"Man, last night was a shitshow! I got so drunk and I think I made out with the horse. I'm paying for it today, I've got a nasty hangover and I am doing the Kidney Shuffle."

by gimpy2552 April 18, 2008

Truffle shuffle

When a kid goes after an adult like an Oldman goes after a kid.

He's doing the truffle shuffle he's hitting on her.

by Betty2025 June 14, 2016

YBA Shuffle

A move typically done in the Roblox game "Your Bizarre Adventure" where someone kills you, and in an act of toxicity, spams the S and W keys on their keyboard, moving back and forth, and essentially, dancing on your dead body. Can be shortened to just "Shuffle" or "Shuffled" when you use it enough. Normally after someone shuffles you, you'd go back to them and fight them again then do it back when they die.

" When we kill this guy I'm gonna YBA Shuffle then leave."
EX 2:
"HE SHUFFLED ME!"

by sidonsjuicytiddies June 24, 2023

Schwarzenegger shuffle

Noun

The act of making a trash dad joke and repeating making a shuffle (small dance) after finding how unsuccessfully successful the joke was.

Schwarzenegger shuffle: singular; Schwarzeneggers' shuffles: plural, the act of many people doing once or more than once.

Dad's friends and our family were at the table eating dinner, dad makes a shitty joke and he and his friends do a Schwarzenegger shuffle on or near the table.

by Dr. DaddyChadensky January 29, 2023

extreme shuffle

event occouring on random playlist, jumping from one style of music to a complete departure. usually resulting in schizoid, discontinuous listening habits

how can you listen to sigur ross then napalm death?

i have an appreciation of extreme shuffle.

extreme shuffle gave me the attention span of a gnat, variety is the new constant

by darklite August 2, 2012