god spreading

The ultra version of man spreading

Dude stop god spreading the car is already stuffed as it is.

by WarKami September 9, 2021

God spreading

Ultra version of man spreading

Dude, stop god spreading the car is already stuffy.

by WarKami September 9, 2021

Load shredding

Load Shredding is when you have Load Shedding in your area and can't work. So you rack up your mountain bike to go "Load Shredding"

Hi dude, seeing that we can't work due to Load shedding, let's get our bikes and go Load Shredding!

by Munchk1n March 3, 2022

Eye Spreading

When she pops out her glass eye and you skull fuck her and cum in the socket creating eye caulk to properly set the glass eye.

My buddy T-Bone was eye spreading this hooker and she woke up with crusties in her eye hole.

by DirtyMouthMedic May 21, 2022

Banana spreading

Spreading peanut butter with an unpeeled banana

Ricky couldn't find a knife so he resorted to banana spreading at the campsite

by Dr. Pigeon June 5, 2022

Load Shredding

When you're working from home, and you have Stage 6 "Load Shedding", so you can't work because your laptop dies and your internet connection drops. So you grab yout mountain bike and go "Load Shredding"

Work colleague: "Hey man, power's been off since 10am, and load shedding is scheduled till 4pm, what you up to"
Me: "Yeah Bro same, I've already racked up my bike, gonna go hit the trails and do some 'Load Shredding'"
Work Colleague: "Yeah ma, meet you there."

by anonymous February 22, 2023

Teen-spreading

Like man-spreading, but worse. A teen lounges across two-to-three seats and takes up more space than an obese, properly sitting adult ever could. Disrespectful and hobknockery behaviour. Bonus annoyance if doing the act while wearing headphones. Can also be applied to the Walmart parking lot. Only time can correct this condition; woe unto the parents.

Father: Hobknocker child of mine: if you don't cease your teen-spreading, i will smack those headphones off your head & drop kick you off this couch!
Child: (Silence....) (Has headphones on ears.)
Father: (yanks head phones off ears, gently shoves child onto floor with foot).
Child: "wtf!!!!???"
Father: "Did ya learn something?"

by LazyRooster September 5, 2023