garden path sentence

A sentence that when read, causes unintentional confusion because the reader thinks it means one thing when actual meaning is different from reader's said meaning.

James: I'll never get this report on "Why English is butchered" done.

Robert: James, time flies like arrows, fruit flies like bananas.

James: Will you stop using that gibberish?, Everybody knows that neither fruit nor bananas fly.

Robert: For someone who's a an English major, you know nothing about garden path sentences.

James: I should've known.

by fball_jones July 1, 2011

September 6th

September 6th is national finger a dude day... A female will finger a male because it’s different. If you are a female, you will be fingered by your previous love... if you don’t have one then u finger urself.

Girl : ‘can I finger you’
Boy : ‘shouldnt it be me fingering you’
Girl: ‘Its September 6th’
Boy: ‘Oh okay’

by Alfoa June 20, 2019

September 21

The birthday of the thicccccest and hottest person that deserves to be loved.

“He’s born on September 21st , he is the hottest I guess.”

by Your savoury November 9, 2019

September 5th

National diarrhoea day

Boy 1: Dude did u see the toilet, it's full of diarrhoea
Boy 2: well duh its national Diarrhoea day!
Boy 1: Oh that makes sense, its September 5th

by AyeRbel October 16, 2020

seltenreich

somebody that is like very hot,sexy

"wow caroline lookes like such a seltenreich today!"

by cbn12345 April 17, 2007

semtext

A text message to your wife/girlfriend informing her that you will be home late for dinner as you are on the piss with the boys. She goes fucking ballistic when she gets the text.

My girlfriend dumped me when I sent her a semtext.

by RonanW March 30, 2009

september 2nd 1979

the day the funk died

september 2nd 1979 the day the funk died -old Gregg

by Nick3131313 July 9, 2009