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Secondary School

UK equivilant of High School in the USA, and some other countries.

Ages range from 11-18 (Years 7-13). Most students leave after their GCSE's in Year 11 to go to college or start working, others stay on in school and do the more harder A-Levels in Sixth Form (Year 12/13), which most then go onto university.
As much as I hate secondary school, I realize I need to succeed in it to do what I want in the future.
by Ben (Reprography) January 10, 2009
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Youtube Comment Section

One of the most god awful hang outs of insufferable dick heads and autistic retards on the internet. Stupid ass comments are a common sight and arguments by wannabe intellectuals run rampant. You can't even watch a cute puppy video without finding an ugly racial discussion just a few margins down. No matter how benign your comment may be in a YouTube Comment Section, some body will reply with hate. Half of them can't even spell.
I was feeling a bit depressed over the fucked up state of the human condition lately, so to brighten my spirits, I watched a cute puppy vid. I was feeling happy again but then I made the mistake of scrolling down to that filthy YouTube Comment Section. An appalling slue of cyber jerk comments immediately assaulted my eyes. My faith in humanity is all but gone.
by THE OLD SCHOOLER September 22, 2017
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secrets

These can never be kept, no matter how much you trust someone, therefore i am giving you this advice: don't have them.
I told someone i thought i could trust my secrets they were all leaked and i was humiliated.
by Weemon May 6, 2005
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5 seconds of summer

5 seconds of summer is a band originated in sydney, australia in 2011. the band consists off four aussie guys, luke hemmings (lead guitarist; guitarist), calum hood (vocalist; bassist), michael clifford (vocalist; guitarist), ashton irwin (vocalist; drummer). luke, calum, and michael all went to school at norwest christian college and decided to make a band, and then michael meeting drummer ashton at a party. from 2011 to 2012 5sos (pronounced 5 sauce) made covers of their favorite bands and songs. in 2012, louis tomlinson of one direction found 5sos on youtube and then invited them on their 2012-2013 "take me home" tour. in 2013, they were again invited to one directions "where we are" tour taking place in 2013-2014. in february 2014, 5sos released their hit single "she looks so perfect" gaining many new members of the 5sos fam and gained a lot of fame. they also realeased a hit called "dont stop" in may of 2014. in 2014-2015 5sos are going on their own headlining tour called "rock out with your socks out." 5sos are very inspiring people, give em' a listen.
"holy shit shut the fuck up 5 seconds of summer is on tv." jessica told her family.

"omg i love 5 es oh es!" acacia brinley exclaimed, right before a real 5sos fan came over and choked that bitch.
by __ashtonn__ January 1, 2015
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Jailhouse C-section

Being raped in jail by another inmate, that causes the tearing of the anus. May also cause a tear that could be considered a new anus.
Bubba is gonna give you a jailhouse C-section when you get there.
by Me116 November 3, 2012
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mall security

Fake cops
Their police gear includes a flash light and roll of quarters to call the real cops when things get intense
I got stopped by a mall cop because me and my friend had a plastic gun we bought a the dollar store (in the mall). We almost got kicked out of the mall for "possession of a replica of a firearm."
by Me March 25, 2004
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Second Child Syndrome

In a family of two children, the oldest child might appear to be perfect in every way to the parents, whereas the younger sibling is much more boisterous and less well behaved.

Often times parents will abstain from having anymore children after their second born, out of fear that their already problemed child might also develop middle child syndrome.
Mom:I don't get it. When Tom was in grade 5, he was getting A's in every single subject, but Jeremy is only getting B's and C's. He even got suspended twice this year, whereas Tom never even had to go to the office once.
Dad:It's probably because Tom is suffering from second child syndrome.
by Merry Moped August 14, 2010
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