Velcro Salad

Freshly shaving your cock then fucking a hairy vegan pussy.

Tried to fuck this vegan with full natural bush and my shaved stubbled dick was ripping and tearing on her pink tossed salad. Total Velcro Salad.

by ^^!$#@ January 23, 2020

noodle salad

When a group a guys put their flaccid dicks in someones mouth.

I know a girl from Atlanta that makes the best noodle salad.

by Ronnie Blaze March 13, 2016

Slapping the Salad

Masturbating

Person 1: I heard john slapping the salad today
Person 2: Special occasion, probably!

by eldiablodelbloque January 12, 2017

tuna salad

lesbians eating pussy

butch manly and sally manginia are craving a tuna salad sandwich

by Queeg September 11, 2014

Meat Salad

A gaggle of hot men dressing a straight woman up in nothing but adoration, usually done in a bedroom or other similar setting.

"'Erik invited his guys from the firehouse over last night, and that was one DELICIOUS meat salad', said Emily."

by Luchiapet September 1, 2014

BS Salad

term used to describe a situation that has occured that u didnt like.

An imperversion of what u currently choose

"Wow the teacher wouldnt even accept my homework!"
"Man thats just a BS salad shes given u!"
"I know what a fuackin cunt!"

by HUTMAN93 January 16, 2009

Nigga Salad

An African Americans butt with Ranch dressing and Tomatoes in it. It can be use to eat or for sexual pleasure.

Aye cuh, imma turn you into a nigga salad if you ain’t quit playing wit me.

by TheRealGnome123 October 22, 2019