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Salty Bitch 

Tsukishima Kei was being an absolute salty bitch.
Salty Bitch by Atsumu Miya August 9, 2020

salty kretz 

the name assigned to the object of one giving an other a "blow job"
the girl gave him a salty kretz last night after they were naked
salty kretz by marc brien June 17, 2005

Salty Flapper 

The act were you wave your testicals that have not been washed in a few days in someone elses face so they can smell the very unpleasent oroma.
Jew: Dude Garrett did the salty flapper to me the other day and i puked.
Garrett: Ya i know you dumb piece of shit im Garrett.
Salty Flapper by Art E. Rie October 3, 2010

Salty Felix 

The act of using a woman's cat to clean your junk after sex. It works best if you have just soaked her face and tits with a monster load of baby gravy.
John: How did it go with that skank from the biker bar last night?

Jim: Awesome! I pulled the old Salty Felix on that pig. After I covered her with about a quart of jizz, I picked up her cat, wiped my hog off with it, and got the hell out of there!

John: Epic! It doesn't get much better than that on a Tuesday night!
Salty Felix by dingo3 October 22, 2010

Salty raisins 

When a person's "raisins" become quite shriveled and "salty" like when in a "nutted" bag of trial mix due to pent up aggression or sexual tension.
Becki: Oh my gosh Lexi were you with Joe last night?
Lexi: oh my god yeah he had really salty raisins!
Salty raisins by Sam The Banana Man November 25, 2015

salty garbage 

The taste of cum in your mouth that is overly salty and quite frankly tastes like garbage.

Often this taste occurs due to a lack of pineapple being consumed by person who is receiving oral sex.
Person 1: "I was blowing this guy the other day and his jizz totally tasted like salty garbage.
Person 2: "Wow, that SUCKS lol."
salty garbage by realityhurtz January 14, 2016