Known for having one of the most triangle logs in porn. Also Known for having some of the worst acting ever recorded in human history. He is also known for the amount his balls sag. They are said to resemble teabags hung from bunjee ropes.
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My friends and I like to get Rosetta-stoned on the weekends; usually in my parents' basement. They always leave feeling a little hazy-- it's never fun to have to speak your native tongue after THAT.
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A degree of intoxication from pot. Enough to change normal thought processes. Normally implys absent mindedness, and stupidity.
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Get the stoned mug.the other half of the creative body known as matt and trey. in case you're wondering, the other half is trey parker. anyway, they have created south park and, as of now, are hours away from the debut of season 10. they also made the short lived 'thats my bush', a spoof on george w bush. i say shortlived because it ended in the blink of an eye due to high production costs. they also made cannibal the musical, orgazmo, south park: bigger longer and uncut and team america: world police. i happen to be a HUGE HUGE HUGE matt and trey fan. in my opinion, orgazmo is the best film they have done AS OF YET, with south park a close second.
hey, i heard south park season 10 is starting march 22nd 2006. is it true?
you bet it is. GO MATT STONE AND TREY PARKER!!!
you bet it is. GO MATT STONE AND TREY PARKER!!!
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Actual example of Stoner Science from actual stoned person: The reason why sugary drinks helps wash away cottonmouth: Elements possibly have microbiological properties. THC is very weak microbiologically and therefore most liquids can get rid of the cottonmouth possibly caused by THC particles that collect around the inside of your mouth after smoking marijuana. Microbiologically, most liquids are stronger than THC and work like white blood cells to eradicate viruses. They go into your mouth and the erosion of the slick layer of THC that is cottonmouth is caused by the microorganisms of the liquid killing the THC microorganisms. Sugar is microbiologically stronger than liquid because of the fact that it is made of tiny crystals. The sugar microorganisms roll across your mouth and tear through the THC killing its microorganisms. THC that didn't die will gather back together and reform the layer in your mouth, but the layer will be thinner. This is why after the first drink your cottonmouth is not as bad. Other examples incude: Why dirt covers the scent of a lot of things and why freash air brings down a high.(Typed by the person who experienced these thoughts while high. If you did not understand it you were either sober or high but you do not have the correct mindset.) stoner science(best read when stoned)
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